so are u like ashamed lol?
not really. i dont look at it as being homeless. im just going to pretend im on an extended camping trip
It was so romantic--he turned me around to face the sunset during doggy-style over the couch back.
My walk of shame was far more interesting today. He's moving and was cleaning out his apartment, so not only was I carrying my clothes, I also walked away with 4 bottles of cheap wine and a jar of ragu.
any interest in drunk sledding later? if not, any interest in driving me to the hospital later?
Was I holding a cat when you saw me? Because that was the height of that party for me.
Dude. Cab ride home consisted of me making out with an Asian girl sitting next to my Dad
I am far too hungover to deal with the fact I can hear you masturbating in the bathroom.
I drove two hours just to throw up on myself today at the beach. My family saw the whole thing and my younger cousin cried
I fucked a guy that's in Sports illustrated. I'm officially ready for college.
There were grown college boys running around north campus in capes with nerf guns. If security were to be called I think they would just give them more beer.
All I've done is masturbate and drink while being home from college.
I just need some breakup sex yanno like filthy wish fulfilling breakup sex to make me forget what I never had
My neighbor was my D.A.R.E officer and I feel like I've defeated him by smoking weed outside everyday
She dated an Australian guy or some dude with an accent. Normal guys don't stand a chance.
CHALLENGE ACCEPTED.
OH MY GOD MY UBER DRIVER IS PEEING BEHIND A DUMPSTER
Still got in the car though
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