Welp...herpes.
cruising supermarkets, asking random people where i can get weed. fuck alaska
Maybe you should go over there and lead him on and reach down his pants like he's about to get some and yank his balls.
That's the best idea I've heard all day.
Nothing like a little anal leakage to start off Sunday morning. Can't decide if that speaks well of my weekend or not...
He pulled his dick out during the Bourne Ultimatum, ruined it for me.
We're not in high school anymore. I'm not going to pretend to be impressed as he butchers my favorite songs on his guitar. I just wanted to get laid.
At what point in life does one make the conscious decision to incorporate capes into everyday life? Like, as a fashion statement?
I'm not sure how to answer that. Is it a general question or one you're wondering about for yourself? Because I don't think you're there yet.
Brett got me a cake with a pic of me shitting
I had no idea he had such passive aggressive animalistic tendencies. This is the human equivalent of peeing on someone.
I need to sanitize my soul.
I was stuffing my vagina with gummy bears last night having him eat them out of me. Team Haribo for the win!
Did your grand seduction include learning to play careless whisper on a kazoo or was that just a hobby
How drunk are you?
Completed.
I just got yelled at by a stripper for being a tease.
i don't want him to see me in a bathing suit.
hasn't he seen you naked?
well yeah, but it's different in a bathing suit.
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