How does she give head with a nose like that? It looks like she has a plantain stuck in the middle of her face.
reason #14 for loving my boobs...just got out of a 40mph over the limit speeding ticket thru a work zone. i dont think the cop knew i even had a face
i wont go near him until the smell goes away , and he takes the chex mix box off his head.
There's a bed on the roof. The window behind it is too small for it to go through. I'm impressed.
It just gets louder and louder too...dear god. Her poor vagina.
My mom just invited me to come with them on their honeymoon to Mexico this summer. And I got a Bump-It in my stocking.
Pass the awkward sauce please.
I'm drowning in it here
Wow just saw this. Nothing like a little anal sex to ring in 2012.
And now she's hand feeding me pork rines and showing me her angry birds high scores. This is Vegas.
I should start handing out wavers before I have sex with someone. 1. Do you have anything to do tomorrow? 2. Are you ok with sleeping 12 hours from exhaustion. 3. Are you ok with a limp?
I woke up in the ER. This living like theres no tomorrow really could mean theres no tomorrow.
So in Aca Taco on grad night 1am, this bitch walks in alone drunk as fuck in her gown to the front of the line and says, "I graduated today...thank YOU"
I think we need to have a day of drinking in classes. I know we don't share any, but sacrifices need to be made.
Mashed potatoes are always the fuckin answer ok.
He smacked my ass so hard my ass cheek looks like Wilson from Cast Away
He plays guitar, sings like an angel, and acts like a gentleman. If I don't fuck him by the end of first semester, I'm dropping out
Florida is balancing how much this place sucks with how many vodkas you can have to cope in order to still be allowed on the plane to leave
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