What are we going to do tonight?
What we try to do every night. Take over the world
I'll show rhose boucners: You don't let me in, I poop on your pool.
I was under the impression that I sent actual words. turns out it was a series of letters and question marks on a side note we still had sex
How sober do you have to be to donate blood?
hes like the used car salesman of hook ups and closed the deal w my taking him home with me,as is,today
ambylanc
what?
there was an amgbulance. iw ish i was in it.
We got security called on us. Apparently the wedding down the street didn't appreciate the trespassing or our loud as fuck rendition of We Are Young.
I found him passed out against a dryer in the girls washroom, in front of an old woman was trying to figure out how to dry her hands.
She cracked her neck before the blowjob and I knew shit just got real.
Thankfully US customs doesnt have a checkbox for bringing semen into the country because my hair would still be in CDC quarantine
I think it really helped to be hungover at accepted students day. it gave me a good feel for how it would be everyday if I go there.
Fuck off I wasn't that drunk. I was still able to toss froot loops in the air and catch them in my mouth.
And in your bra. It was quite entertaining.
At this point it's more of an experiment to see how much actual bush growth is possible. See, being single can be both educational and surprisingly comfy!
Carver called his mom a milf again
Was it on purpose this time?
We had sex on the tiger blanket while I was wearing my Ukrainian shirt and my ass touched the Ukrainian flag. Happy 25th Ukraine!
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