Omg! Love it! Cant find L*****
What!!?? Like after last night you lost her?
Yea me and L***** came back to out hotel at 3am to regroup then went back out; police and 2 bars later, I don't know what happened. Vegas is nuts!
I'm drinking while I write this paper. When I can't see the screen anymore I'm gonna come out
hey quick question, what would you consider to be a "first date" porn?
you go from almost hooking up with the hottest guy at the party, to going home with your ex....how is that even mathematically possible
Calling yourself a modern day Geisha doesn't justify being a whore.
I wonder if you can snort coke upside down
i jsut waqnnna hugg thw crap outa sokme peoplee
Meh. People are people bro. All of us are hairless psychotic apes. Happy 420.
I couldn't sleep so I took 4 shots of vodka and promptly threw up in the sink. Happy Thursday
Never thought I'd say this but the maple syrup flavored vodka probably wasn't our best idea
Dude, I brought the fucking tequila to that party and they cheered for the chick that seriously only brought limes.
I'm about 95% it's a collapsed lung. Go big right?
look when god gives you a dick that good for his son's birthday you don't question it
danced like there was no tomorrow. surprise. there's a tomorrow
You threw up everything but your ovaries.
Randomize
