I guess there's a 50 percent chance that it was her that wet my bed.
with her its the mind over matter factor, i dont mind and she dont matter
Wow, im gonna be a great doctor..."hi let me save your life but first check out this pic of me deep throating a handle of grey goose"
THIS CHICK IS LIKE SOME SORT OF HOOKER HOUDINI.
He showed up to a baby shower and kept telling everyone he was late because he was pregaming. And then tried honking the pregnant girls tits
unless you have a dick and you were thinking of chopping that off
I wish I had a clear image of the dude who was sucking on my tit outside the bar last night
I've talked to too many cops in one week and I haven't even committed any crimes. I hate the suburbs
Also, there's a guy walking around the kitchen in a shark onzie, and he just asked if we've ever smoked weed with a shark before. I'm dying
It's like everybody loves Raymond but the total opposite and everyone wants him to die
The day I let him eat me out will be the day that Donald trump is an honest, kind, non-bigoted member of society
He motorboated me, gave me a business card congratulating me on my motorboat, then disappeared into the night.
Find him and marry him.
She just. Cock slapped me. With string cheese.
I took out a life ins. policy Thursday. It's okay I can die in Nashville now.
Wow this just keeps getting better, weed, shrooms, a stripper..........a gun.
Randomize
