We should be called the Road Head Warriors
ugh the "ive seen you naked on the internet" look is really getting tiring
just crush a couple of percocets into it. tell him sam adams came out with a new beer. flavored with sleep.
I've had enough of this chick, she wanted to cuddle after giving me a handjob. I feel like I'm in junior high
Just pulled over to throw up in a day care parking lot while the kids were outside playing. The adults were mortified.
I thought about farting is his face when he was going down on me last nite.
I need a second opinion on who's blood is in my car.
she crawled under her car and passed out. Unfortunately her feet were sticking out and someone called 911 because they thought she had been run over.
so the photographer said "let's get a picture of the cousins" so we posed together, and then he said " lets get a picture of the couples" So we posed together.
Is there a greeting card for "I can't keep being The Other Woman"?
Shia just rubbed his beard the way I do all the time and maybe he's my soul sister. This live stream is life changing.
I volunteer to be the person who breaks into the room and runs around naked and has to be escorted out by police.
Walk of shame through Chipotle? Check.
I had to pee so bad that I snuck into the bathroom while they were in the shower. At her request, he was massaging her boobs so they could grow faster. Also there was a laser light machine.
thanks for the bj man. also make sure you close the gate behind you. the chickens are out.
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