Yeah...you.wanna.hang.out.tomorrow?My.space.button.is.broken.
I'm not saying he's gay. Just that he prob knows what a dick tastes like
So this shipmate of mine somehow managed to throw up in his back pocket.
a price tag just fell out of my vag. i guess its worth $13.99...
This is ridiculous. It's like playing possible STD Clue, and I don't want to be the winner.
I think it's a friendship ring and the other part is on his cats collar
I made out with Jen. We were naked. I'm still gay. Forever
I'm riding in a wheelchair, being pulled by a golf cart. You need to be here.
Maybe the downfall to liking really smart guys is that they're to smart to think about sex all the time.
the number of desperate girls at the gym right now is unfair. it would be cruel not to let one blow me.
And your cousins porn shouldn't have been the first straight porn you watched. And for that I am sorry
I can never go back to Jacksonville. We think I may have punched a child in the face while on acid...
THINK! exactly how many raw eggs did you color and hide in my apt.
it's just not right when you're boyfriend has a nicer ass than you do.
As soon as we had sex he stopped opening doors for me. That wasn't an exchange. Im still a god damn princess
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