i'm watching degrassi (go figure) and the episode is about jimmy not being able to get a boner and now he's famous and rapping about popping pussies..i dont get it.
let's makeout let's makeout let's make out let's make out
@ a funeral. fucking miss uuuu
You watched "From Justin to Kelly" and sang along to more than half of the songs. I didn't know whether to laugh or to be insanely frightened that you knew almost all the lyrics.
mary just dropped the yahtzee dice in her wine. and shes throwin em like shes on a craps table.
hahahaha slap the bag.
You should never talk to him again. Unless its you knocking on the door and punching his dick.
Just realized ive been sitting through all of lab with a condom in my bra.
yay hump day
he's gonorrhea incarnate
I have not brushed my hair. I'm wearing a yoga hoodie. I look like I slept in a gutter somewhere. Today is going to be a good day.
Then you're three pancakes deep in regret.
Well at least ssomeone is or the state is tafing over ir in twligiob
We have a shopping cart in our front lawn. Also Mickey D's breakfast?
It was like the icing on a beautiful fuck boy cake.
Got my client divorced finally. He was even awarded the cat ashes. Yep I went to law school for this.
We just fucked in the park on a bench and a guy with a dog walked past us and the dog walked right up to us while the guy stared at his phone.
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