And now I'm afraid that I'm a pornographic eater.
i'm thankful for my girlfriend's hot cousins....god, i love her family parties.
Just saw two girls doing a walk of shame together. Slut bonding at it's best.
Transgendered man at work dawning a slutty batman costume. I hate Halloween
Some are given great drunkenness. Others have great drunkenness thrust upon them, in the form of ice storms.
She saves ONE person's life while blacked out and now she's positive anything can be done "while fucking hammered"
Dance move was taxi-ing on the runway then taking off in a plane. All the boys wanted to beat you up cause they were like "who is this angel flapping her arms like a bird in the bar i must have her"
Would I chase a raccoon with a flaming stick sober?
I like her. She smells like old lady but tastes like whiskey
My vagina is screaming your name . Wtf did you do to it
Well that's what you get for messing around with her vagina. I told you it was a fickle and insatiable creature.
I had jack at 8 am= instant drunk
Excuse me while I gouge out my eyes.
In which case my work here is done.
Executive decision.... we are cuddling naked
He just showed up at my house with a giant box of Trojans and a 6-pack of Yoohoo "for a special treat afterwards". I'm in love.
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