Jesus can read your poker face... He is not pleased
I've been awake for 20+ hrs. What does that mean? I just realized if BSB were Twilight characters, Brian would be Jake and Howie would be Edward based on the video for "Everybody". That's unsettling.
It's unsettling that you took the time to think about that.
what age do we have to be before we can stop fucking guys on the first date?
Too late. I'm going over there. I'm a bad example for all women: Do as I say, not who I do.
i just got fired from my job because i was "too smart" and my immedate response was i am WAY too stoned to be considered smart, and theni walked out the door.
wow. i have no words.
I think the taxi driver just requested me on facebook..... his name was george right?
This is the first time since last march I'm gonna be going to a class for more reasons than wanting to bone the girl sitting next to me.
how was it?
he was petting the bushes because they were "napkins"
It's okay though. My mom didn't believe that they were mine cuz they were magnums. Having a surprisingly large penis ftw
Chuck job is nothing more than to be my dick stand when I'm too drunk to hold it while pissing
Chilling. The soap was talking at one point if I rememeber right...
like every night i go out someone always suggests nipple hugs so that's why I always end up topless
You are under a naked attack watch for the whole weekend. Shelter in place.
As I came the Sportcenter app played that "dah nuh nuh" chime. Top ten life highlight?
Tequila shots and throwing it at a bell.
This is dumb. I'll keep doing it.
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