I was at the bar last night dancing, puking in a trash can, and ordering another drink all at the same time. Have I lost my dignity?
haha no as long as you did hook up with anybody after that.
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If the pens lose tonight I'm gonna drive to Detroit and burn 8 mile to the ground.
Actually I may do that regardless. Probably get my own holiday.
turns out gay frats are just like normal frats, only with more v-necks
your youtube search consisted of "food slideshow" and "the angry beavers"
She went off on a twilight/new moon tangent before we even got back to my room. i had to jump the ship and pretended to pass out on the sidewalk.
he was wearing a tuxedo, i was naked...it's a long story.
i feel like i was in a swimming pool of captain and coke and had to drink my way out
just walked past the recycling bin in class, there's keystone cans in it. go cougs.
My password hint says "not sunset, also facebook." i need to stop doing computer things while high. I will never figure this clue out.
No cash. I had to buy four bowls of soup to meet the credit card limit. I'm not even upset. SO MUCH SOUP.
Last night you found an onion ring in your fries and then you started singing "A Moment like this"
It's amazing where one well timed dick pic can get you in life.
It's nice out. . But after I almost put a bag of chips in the microwave to make nachos. ..I figured it best to not venture too far from the couch
I thought I would be a proper lady and put my spare panties in a ziplock
Life's hard when you can't differentiate between retrograde and PMS
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