it was average length and chubby
so kinda like him?
now i'm wondering if all guys are shaped like their penis...
new call of duty comes out in november. guess im not passing my finals
I am currently in the waffle making stage of highness
Mother fucker. I'm a 30J now. I'm fucking speechless
He asked me if I could call his penis destroyer... Uhh SOS.
Sorry I fell asleep again. I'm in the shower now. Door is unlocked. Condoms are in my desk. I want your game face on for when I get out.
fat people need to stop using the handicapped bathroom stall so I can have sex in it. it's common logic
I just threw in a dip with a guy that superglued his fake tooth back in today. My life is complete.
It might look like I curled my hair last night but it's just the jiz.
Dude what is wrong with me. I'm like a strong independent woman and shit.
Ps. I'm slapping the bag. It's an emergency.
I'm having shoppers remorse over a dildo
He just peed in the cab. I repeat..IN.
you bounced a quarter off my butt and it came back hitting you in the eye. karma, bitch.
she passed out standing next to the car. her head hit the door so hard the alarm went off. she instantly snapped out of it and started sprinting away
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