dude your alot more fun to hang out around now that your addicted to coke...but seriously you need to stop
Is there some kind of disinfectant spray people use? Why would anyone want to eat ass??
Hahaha. I am actually really tight for having a kid. Like really really tight.
When he came he sounded like a flock of birds hitting puberty
It starts with an S and ends with arah just gave me a bj.
btw im making up a story about these stitches..... i think a hockey stick to the face sounds better then i fell up the stairs
Why does She think it's her duty to welcome in freshman through the welcome mat that is her vagina
I remember halftime. Then I woke up in Spain. I need a drink in order to process this.
He woke up in a dragon costume, covered in bong water. That was a party we will regret missing.
we were both freshly single and using each other as rebounds. most intense sex I've ever had. i felt like a grizzly bear emerging from hibernation in a whirlwind of sexual fury
We can talk about your dick in my throat after a decision is made, this is my hair we're talking about. .. shit's important.
HE HAS CHALLENGED MY BADNESS. I MUST CONQUER ALL THAT QUESTIONS MY POWER. BRING FORTH THE TIT PICS.
I need vodka mixed w a bit of holy water right now
How do you politely tell someone to get out of your house in Russian
According to my Fitbit I was passed out in my car for 2 hours after she got us kicked out of the bar
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