did he really ask u insert a warm banna in ur anal?
Suite mates just came in and said that we have to go to Africa. They're already packed. Didn't know you could get that high.
The worst part is I think my tongue cut his penis and now he wont talk to me.
He passed out mid-signature
It's cute how he thinks we're going to have sex again
He just "revenge puked" on her kid. I think we'll be leaving soon.
No, I've only ever seen his brother's dick. So when I have lucid sex dreams, I just do a little cut and paste in my mind and stick his bro's package onto him.
She has the perfect pussy. Looks like a paper cut with a puff of cotton candy on top.
I am truly sorry that you have to put your dog down. He was a great dog, and a great friend. I am still not showing you my tits.
I didn't even have pants on and you think I had an agenda
You kept chewing on the empty milk carton and saying "kitty" over and over again. It was an interesting night.
I would definitely ride that dick into the sunset if nuggets are involved
Me and some guy are crying in a port a potty together after another guy broke up with both of us.
Btw, you owe me. One (1) orgasm.
conclusion: canadians have really freaky sex
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