Classy? Dude, she fucked 3 guys as part of a scavenger hunt
And?
Fun fact: tonight on intervention was the guy who did my tattoo
Have you not heard of Jennifer's supreme lust for William Shatner? She wants to eat Taco Bell off of his love handles
You know your in college when you use the receipt from the liquor store as a bookmark
he's dressed up as spiderman, i don't understand why he's crying.
i think he drugged the pie. i'll get back to you on that later.
I woke up on the ground next to a bed of naked men. I'm either a drunken genius or the enemy....
don't mind me. just hanging out in this cool air conditioned Babies R Us until the liquor store next door opens.
he fucked me with his goalie mask on. it was like sleeping with Darth Vader
I came in shy and timid. By the end of the night I hulked out broke two lamps, their coffee table, some plates, and still had sex.
Liar. My heart is broken and my boobs are disappointed.
You told us that you were going to become a 'new man' and threw your tv set out of a window.
Here's an unsolicited pic of my tits, because you almost died last night.
His dick is a skeleton key. It fits everywhere.
The walk of shame was so much longer today. i have to start fucking guys in my own postcode.
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