i just dont know how to see an unattractive person as more than a friend
According to Glamour magazine, experiencing sexual pleasure helps you live longer. I am dying an early death.
I hope I don't blackout because this is awesome!
it only took me 1 hour to write 8 pages. i'm never doing school work without adderall ever again.
Even though he is humpbacked he is really good in bed.
I am trapped in a bar with french tattooed drug dealers who also blow glass art. Just in case this is bad, know what happened.
You almost hooked up with 200lb woman in her mid-forties, because you were convinced she was adele. Your drinking problem is officially out of control.
God damn him and his understanding ways and little hip muscle things.
donating our bodies to science does not justify what were doing to them.
I woke him up with a blow job and he started sing "oh the USAAAA. IT'S GOING TO BE S BEAUTIFUL DAYYYYY"
Friends don't let friends drunk sleep in the dorm common room
Then we woke up and they shouted "Emergency Vodka!!" and that's how we got redrunk.
Virgins should have to wear a badge. This burden is too heavy...
I accused the cab driver of smoking weed in the taxi then I remember it was me.
i swear to god it was like we were fucking in 9 dimensions
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