a girl just showed up to class in a zip up hoddie and sweat pants. said she over slept. i guess she got hot and unzipped it , it was only then she realized was sleeping without a shirt or bra.
Exactly how low is masturbating to your cute professor's lecture videos?
Dave a horae rider a coqw boy
I just feel like a little gay dolphin in a massive sea
and he's drinking a bud lime in his profile pic meaning i can out drink him, meaning i would clearly be the alpha in our relationship
You take your time. Wallowing in last nights filth is the best way to get over a hangover
I BIT YOU IN THE DINING ROOM. I bit you and you crunched
Hey man. We haven't met but my name is Ben. I threw up a bunch at your house last night. I heard you smoke though so I'll smoke you out anytime.
You are the tramp this city needs, but not the one it deserves.
I am. I woke up on someone's front lawn dressed as max Payne also be proud.
WHITE RUSSIAN BREAKFAST CEREAL.
Well that's what you get for messing around with her vagina. I told you it was a fickle and insatiable creature.
Btw, remind me to tell you about how I had to cancel my crazy wild sex plans with Will b/c my roommate came back from his trip after a day b/c Canada wouldn't let him in. Fucking cockblock.
Actually that's the whole story. You don't have to remind me.
I should've left when he told me that he only smoked crack by accident once
So technically I made out with my second cousin this weekend... But it's by marriage and I'm adopted, so it's ok.
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