Laziness has reached now heights if you too unmotivated to buy pot
The tent neighbors already set us on fire w an errant roach. How do you think Bonnaroo's going?!
is he the 3rd person to bang everyone in our group?
It's official. Hawaii is 100% better when you're stoned.
I don't know if it has occurred to you yet, but you are dating a nymphomaniac, and your work schedule is an interference of my needs being fulfilled. Get home now.
Ran into his mom at the bar, i told her "i know he's married now but I'd still do him"
You took it upon yourself to rid the world of them, and by that I mean you dressed up as Batman and started kicking them in the shins.
Called my ex last night, told her I wanted to bang like we use too, her fiance was in the car, I was on speaker phone. NO MORE TEQUILA!
Did she say Ok?
we were sitting in the kitchen and you kept biting my shoulder saying "itll all be over soon"
I can wear a rubber suit at three am and spank someone's ass until its sore and fuck them three ways from Sunday. And get up the next day and do their laundry. As long as once in awhile they rub my back without expecting anything
My life has evolved from screwing randos, ok?
He told me I remind him of his ex girlfriend but in a better more advanced way..
JB just got pulled over and I am in the trunk...... this isnt good
the next morning his mother came in to tell me that she made breakfast. she told me to put my clothes on too. awkward.
Sorry I can't pick up... thought process is fine but too stoned to form words.
Randomize