Walking by Farrand Field is better than a porno right now.
i havee beer in my backseat and a glow in the dark condom in my cleaveage.
you're going for the gold here.
oh great. kentucky is ranked #1 in the country for child abuse. go us.
we dont know what were doing after yet. first up we have 90 beers and a party kit and fun hats.
I had a dream last night that you and me were eating cheesecake and according to my FATHER I was moaning really loud in my sleep. I seriously have issues.
The vagina on Hilton Head is mighty fine this time of year.
She wanted to to do it on top of a horse, I can't compete with that
Should have know they were on something when he started filling a Togo container with fruit
I tried to take home a cat on broadway last night. I named him Pinocchio and put my purse down on the sidewalk and tried to put it inside it
Thanks for bringing me tea/a bucket. You have earned yourself a face touch.
Any chance the bar is open now? Also who's wedding is this?
Wait is this place where the strippers are missing teeth and I think one is missing a thumb? Though I don't know how she would maneuver on the pole without a thumb. Pls advise.
Dont be alarmed when you come homeand see a guy handcuffed to your bed. His name is james. Ill uncuff him when I get home
I think my dick has healed enough that we can start having sex again
I could not add him. He gets 5 likes on Instagram.
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