Hey I don't know if you will get this but all I know is you are so beautiful to .ee and? I dare anyone to stop me me from caring for you ante so beautiful so I kid you not gorgeous iyoiu are so beautiful to me i dare som.eone too stioo you
i just dont know how to see an unattractive person as more than a friend
We had to coat check the pizza.
You fell asleep with your fingers in my vagina. You made this a relationship.
I judge a person on how well they respect their vaginas... I can tell by the lack of respect she has for hers I dislike her.
And then we made hashbrowns with vodka and queso.
Don't smoke out front when you get home there's gasoline involved I'll tell you later
Typing up notes at the bar and doing shots with the bartender until close on a Wednesday. This is what my second year of law school has become.
Sex and sushi don't even sound good right now... I might be on my death bed. To my Liz, I leave my extensive movie collection and my drinking supplies. To Olive I leave my car. Cause every Scottish terrier needs a 2010 Camaro.
Mimosa dick, like his cousin Whiskey dick, is just as ineffective but a lot more fun to be around
But now he's gone and I'm exhausted and my vagina is yelling at me and I want a cheeseburger
She's cool and all but if she eats my food again I'm gonna fucking drop kick her ass. No one touches my lunchables. NO ONE.
She climbed up the stairs with three brownies in one fist, two in the other, and one in her mouth. Also, she opened the bedroom door with her foot. I may be in love.
I didn't even mind that he came early I just wanted to get eaten out and cuddle
Thank you for coming with me today. I find it appropriate that we celebrated my negative pregnancy test with slurpees and donuts.
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