the sham wow guy got arrested for beating up a hooker.
Google if cops ever smoke weeds and then bust them. I need to know immidiately.
It's like the water temple from zelda. but with more tits.
are you going to last longer than 15 seconds
nope
There was a punch bowl full of straight vodka. Glass bowl, ladle, vodka, and no punch at all. It was something of a rough night
I had no idea a 5'8 girl could fit entirely on her knees in front of the passenger seat of a Sunfire, but I am very happy to now have that knowledge.
Do not deep throat a rocket pop, it WILL go into your lungs, and you may die.
At orientation, some girl is asking, loudly, where she can get weed. Everyone looks discussed but are paying very close attention to people's answers.
I'm not saying you did or didn't sleep with him but he's has your thong hanging from his ceiling fan
What kind of present accurately says to my male suitemate "I'm sorry that I accidentally flashed you my vagina while I was super drunk"?
he came during what was supposed to be the foreplay blowjob. there goes my evening.
My boss doesn't know what jello shots are. I've lost faith in this company.
I’m not spending 14 dollars on a margarita unless it’s rimmed with cocaine... actually do you have a blender?
i couldn't be more explicit if i hit him upside the head with a dildo
I can't imagine a friend I would rather lose my virginity to in a threesome.
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