you guys were way drunker than both of me
I was in the bathroom and heard my brother scream "YOU FAIL!!!", and I swear to GOD, I thought my penis was yelling at me.
You told her the u were going to wrap your dick around her neck and start her like a lawn mower. thats why she left.
I am currently sitting on a candy bar to warm it up cause it was in the fridge so I can eat it while watching the last song and smoking weed by myself
We probably shouldn't have forced that guys cat to drink the grey goose while we were doing lines in his bathroom
I just shotgunned a beer alone in the bathroom...what do you expect from me
I'm eating the rest of the Xmas shrooms and welcoming 2012 by communing with the pine cone.
There's a 35% chance I'm still residually drunk from last night.
And you say you're not good with numbers...
People dont know what to do when a naked fat guy is running towards them. they panic
Some dude with an OSU jersey just kissed him in the face in front of everyone. I should mention he's wearing a Panda costume. And has already been offered $20 for his suit by Plushies for oral sex.
yea plus he's gonna be wearing his gumby costume so that'll take a lot of pressure off too
So you're mad that I let you go home with the guy with soft hands but yet you can't understand that I was just trying to help you
He played me Kanye.. Speaking my love language.. He got a well deserved BJ
ELLEHCIM
NYRMAK
DRAHCIR
WHAT??
Once my new license was put into my hand, a light from the heavens shined down and pauly D's voice was in my mind saying ohh yeaaah 21 yeaaah
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