Dual....:-)
i had a dream that your penis turned into a long neck dinosaur
did it start talking like on Land before time?
Is it standard protocol to defriend someone after they give you chlamydia?
drunk waterpark is besst waterpark.
Some chick just barfed in my math class. Everyone here is hungover. Yay community college
I don't know. I was also picked up by the doormen and held over the bar so I could do an upside down shot out of a bartenders tits.
He asked me to spit in his mouth. I did. Never let me hook up with this guy again.
For future reference "bring our litter sisters on our date day" is not such a good idea
Yeah, you're right, it's a conspiracy against you. This small tight knit group of people who don't like assholes.
this st patricks day sucks
ill send jameson via bank tube 150+ miles
My backyard is filled with beer cans. You idiots turned our backyard into a redneck ball-pit
I don't think it's food poisoning, I think it's cause you cooked it over burning styrofoam
On another note, I almost lost one side of my fake butt. Dancing the wobble with the fake butt isn't recommend.
Just remembered that I got laid thanks to my glow in the dark Batman belt buckle. Need to wear it more often.
Your sister walked upto me in the middle of the hallway and was like get us beer or shes never having sex with you ever again, wtf
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