what time did you get home last night?
SO late...when your in the lap of a 35 year old superstar you loose track of time
He said to me " i could be your father but i dont care"...it was so hott
the star wars geek is hitting on me, and is talking about his lightsaber. need back up NOW
The walk of shame is far, far worse on crutches.
i rewarded my self with tacobell for not throwing up on any one. MISTAKE
I cannot believe how calm you were last night about telling Katie she was on fire.
some guy i've known for a week sent me nudes saying "you're welcome" i need an award for this birthday
He's the kind of drunk guy that would pee in your mouth while you give him head.
Well for starters, her tits were hairy.
Chilling. The soap was talking at one point if I rememeber right...
lets talk about you, dubstep, and a bunny suit.
I can't. Currently naked covered in Nair trying desperately to catch his cat that rubbed up on my leg.
I hate that cat.
In other news my pubic hair is covered in glitter.
Last year you twerked on my Christmas tree and threw up all over the bathroom...in front of my parents. We should probably keep power hour to ONLY an hour this year
We trekked into the state forest, laid the comforter down and he proceeded to tell me that we could stay here and stargaze, turned me around and fucked me like the lion king.
Even after hearing me fuck his friend twice in one night, he still follows me around like a puppy.
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