Omg. Just talked to a semi driver from nebraska. Got her truck stuck. Gave her and her riding buddy a glass of vodka and a cig. YES.
She rubs her butt on the bed & then she growls..
there's a guy on campus handing out business cards. you pay him to see if your girlfriend will cheat. the company name is "tying up loose ends"
I am so getting Plan B when we get home. Not getting knocked up by a dude with a hair piece.
shes 19, drunk and said she has no gag reflex. im trying to decide if i have scruples
you dont
i dont
you're being stingy. if you didnt want people to have sex on your couch, you shouldve specifically said so.
She's an honest to god fucking ballerina. She did things I don't have names for.
I've decided to dedicate my life to finding out which flavor of Gatorade tastes best after you brush your teeth
If your mother gets up on the bar again, I will. The bouncer already had a talk with her earlier.
I'm about to airblow my boyfriend. I'll three-way you.
I love you so must. You as do fraty. You are truly my veste breakable (ties I wtf racket Andover). Luce you. Have a safe drive bio dough failover.
Not after That Night. No. I hate tequila. And it hates me. Very mutual hateship going on.
He'll only communicate through snapchat with pictures of him holding his cat or his dick. Bit of Russian roulette opening them in public but I did it anyway.
You kept pointing at me and saying I'm getting chicken parmesan and no one is going to stop me
I haven't listened to news as I've been having lesbian sex all night. Anything new?
Randomize
