Its Shannon Doherty lazy not Forest Whittaker lazy
I'm going to make him fall in love with me one blow job at a time.
Who topped off the "random beer mix" beer bong with a pinch of pepper?? All you could taste was busch and pepper...
do you have any idea how hard it is to keep a boner while another dude is writing on your dick in sharpie?
there's no way I could forget finding someone else's hand in my pants
Please show REO speedwagon ur boobs for me.
Get your clothes on you are our DD for the night. The usual three way payment
Send me a pic of your kids to remind me why I have morals.
Seriously I am not buying you condoms anymore. You're 22, if you aren't woman enough to buy them yourself then you don't deserve orgasms. Grow some tits.
I'm sure nobody at Walmart was wondering why I was wearing a glittery tutu and needed $300 changed into small bills
Well, if it makes you feel any better I'll be drinking tequila and doing lines on Halloween. Just like old days.
The exact people you expect to find at a bar at 2pm are here. Come visit. We'd really like the company.
If a treadmill opens up I'll run next to him and then fall off so he has to give me mouth to mouth
You challenged a dog groomer that she couldn't cut human hair ... How's the shaved head
You think that was bad? One time my parents found my sister half naked on top of the four runner in the garage. She makes me look like the good child.
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