do u usually make out with people before telling them your name???
I think they gave out some kind of ugly girl scholarship I don't know about...
that's the ideal party shoe. cute, but i can still puke in them.
I got to watch him fuck me from behind in the reflection of an ornament. so glad I decorated.
just bought a 30 and sold it for $2 a can to some dumb ass high school kids. now lets buy two and get really drunk
You coming out tonight? We gotta hang out before I move to Madison. BTW I'm moving to Madison.
Im not moving so it's going to have to be a 3 some.
Get your penis over here NOW. emergency
I think they were making kool-aid in my bed. There is lots of sugar and my hands and face are stained blue.
My dad, when he got home and saw me loading a bowl in the living room: "We have TWO beautiful balconies to get high on and you pick the couch?!"
The dorm caught on fire so it turned into a 5am pool party
It's a sad day when you can't take off your pants and drink a margarita at work.
1. My arms are cement 2. I wish dogs could answer the phone
but seriously, if you see a redhead running down the street tonight in a carrot costume, call 911. He's tripping hard.
Remember last NYE when after the 9th shot of tequila you went on full crazy mode and made out with the 50 y/o doorkeeper? and he called you the next day?
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