I hraet yuo
did you say you heart me or hate me?
who is this?
I would have been "that girl" at the party last night if it wasn't for that girl who puked in the potted plant...
I'm sorry but all I really read was "my nipples will get hard."
I couldnt give him head when all I could hear was his little brother playing the piano and this family singing along to it.
Alright I don't know how you'll link it to me but yes I left a nearly empty 12 pack on your trunk
Why is there a frozen condom filled with water in my freezer?
the scent of your tears make me crave pizza
Seeing the pictures of him and i, I'm giving whiskey the win on this one. Definitely had beer goggles.
I'm drinking and working out! I'm bench pressing the beer pong table and doing push ups and lifting the chair.
I just climbed out the passenger side of my car because there was a spider on mine. I'm doing adulthood right
He and I are in a competition of who can sleep with the most people at work. We're tied at two. I could win this if they'd stop hiring damn straight girls.
Just got a Lifeproof case for Christmas so hold on and tell me how my shower nudes look
Helped a guy at work today that did nothing but stare at my chest....safe to say the Girls were looking G.O.O.D. today.
Based on the conversation I'm going to assume you didn't close the deal.
It started going awry when I fell through a roof.
I am still worried she'll have a seizure durring. What would I do? Try to ride it out and finish, or pull out and assist?
Randomize
