Hey I don't know if you will get this but all I know is you are so beautiful to .ee and? I dare anyone to stop me me from caring for you ante so beautiful so I kid you not gorgeous iyoiu are so beautiful to me i dare som.eone too stioo you
my grandma just informed me that patrick swayze used to babysit my dads cousins why wasn't i informed of this early...like when i was obsessed with dirty dancing!
I'm pissed I'm finding this out at 24 bc i could have used this material to make friends
I got vodka in my stocking. Having an alcoholic mom has paid off.
If you bang a chick other than your girlfriend while playing tiger woods on xbox I wonder if an accomplishment would come up...
I have to verbally tell you. He looks good on paper...but he totally fails in person. Like communism.
Yeah I'm gunna date him. I figure its regular sex and maybe feelings will come in time...it worked for arranged marriages...
did we decide the 'sorry about the threesome' cake was too flippant?
I just threw up in the bathroom next to the zebra exhibit. The kids don't know I skipped a beat. Best nanny, ever.
I just stole a cupcake from somebody's bottle service
And I got $4 when somebody made it rain.
Just promise me you wont die... or hook up with an old asian lady playing slots
Cant promise that last part. I won't die though
No, gay couples have the same problems straight ones do; I wish that we could go back to the days when he would shit with the door closed.
Hillary said in her victory speech "We're gonna come together". I've got a lib-boner.
just had sex in the back of my high school auditorium #dreamcumtrue
I brought those bastards cookies so they can deal with my sex noise, fuck them and their roommate asses
If I wasn't planning on spend the rest of my life with you I wouldn't send you so many nudes, so fucking appreciate it
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