I couldn't even finish, she was lounder and more annoying than DJ Khaled
Somebodaw call 311 postw fire bunso on vietena floorwnkd
Wackin it to the USA womens soccer team. My own personal way of saying job well done.
I hope my tampon is in his bed. That'll teach him. Happy new years btw
and somewhere between crying in her arms and throwing up in her front yard, we became friends.
You made out with two different species that night
PUB CRAWL IS THE WEEK I COME BACK FROM NOLA OMG OMG OMG. Has it been a year already since I tried to make out with you and you let a bar tender take a shot out of your cleavage? Time flies.
We're super invested in me shitting to my full potential
friends are allowed to bang on New Years, I read it on the Internet somewhere.
I know I say this every year but 2015 will be the year I finally have sex with David's sister
That's why i need nudes. Plutonic nudes.
I may have interrupted sex but im bringing them both to McDonalds. Am I not the greatest older sister ever?
There's lube and condom packets all over the street we missed something awesome.
I just shook glitter of my birth control packet so I’d say it’s safe to say it was a good weekend
If I don't wake up tomorrow you inherit my paycheck and can only spend it at cinnabon
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