I've decided through careful research we can out drink any country folk.
alone in the kitchen at 4 am eating a hotdog.
i just watched a video of two girls fucking with a banana and i thought of you.
i hate you
That shot tasted like Sant Claus came in my mouth. I love the holidays.
There is a girl in bio drinking beer out of a starbucks cup with a straw
She has her iPod in her ears slippers and sweats on and is walking around the house up and down the stairs getting "exercise" she just stopped for a water break
We already established this. No, he did not cum on the dog.
This is the time you want your cat to have telepathy with you. To know if the guy downstairs left.
i'm just sitting here going through her tagged pics, covering up different parts of her face to try and figure out exactly what it is that makes her so ugly.
There's two big trays of water in our freezer. I just hope they freeze by Saturday. for the ice luge.
its Wednesday...
they're reeeeeally big trays
I found your doppelganger. same hair, eyes, personality, catch phrases, and penis. it was mind-boggeling.
....I feel like you are deciding whether or not I'm good enough for you based on what I ordered from Chipotle.
I'm going to have to include Angry Orchard in my thesis acknowledgements
I don't know man. She said my cock made her promises my heart couldn't fulfill.
It's starting to get sad how I have this 'new beginning' feeling after every negative pregnancy test
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