My grandmother just explained bulimia to me as a diet
I am like the Mr. Miyagi of queefs.
We discussed how the marijuana was making the dopamine float around our nucleus accumbens last night when we were high. Yet another example of how our science classes are perverting our good times.
vegan vag taste different. and not a good different
She's gonna be fat in the future. On a side note I had a "It's not you, it's me." conversation with a bottle of jack last night.
His "hunger Strike for change" lasted 4 days. Hi welcome to my coke binge last weekend....not impressed
And I'm not sure if that's how you pluralize penis. Never planned on needing to know that in my life.
crossing my fingers that hitting golf balls off my pourch was a dream and not something that actaculy happened
The token old dude at the show tried hitting on us by telling us his favorite rapper was Cayenne West.
No other awkward car ride can beat the one you give your drug dealer home.
And on the first day of my adult job, I matched with one of my co workers on tinder...
This is what we get for finishing a whole box of Franzia by ourselves
It's still fucked up that my mom let me think Vanilla Ice was my dad for YEARS just because she thought it was funny.
It is getting ridiculous, the elaborateness of the schemes I have to concoct so my suitemates don't know I'm pooping.
But really, what kind of hoe life adventure in Mexico would you do that would top me blowing a trucker?
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