My mom caught just caught me jerking off...in her room.
the drag queen on stage looks like shes wearing the EXACT same dress i wore 2 senior prom.
New. Vanessa hudgens nude pics
That text made me feel like i signed up for some awesome celeb nude pic reminder
Also, on a completely related note, just came up with an awesome business plan. You in?
There's a pair of socks on the bar. No-one's questioned this.
Walked in on my boss having phone sex at work... and somehow this didnt bother nor embaress him
she puked ON me while she was on top, worst holiday hookup ever
That's cool. At least the punch line of my story isn't I shit in a booth at Denny's.
It started with jello shots. It ended with tears.
who's job is it to make sure we don't run out of tp since the incident of 09'... Thats right you go get some
My worst fear almost came to light...I was choking and the cats stared at me like they had no problem eating my face if I died
Then my perve supervisor asked about your vagina. And I was like nunya, but its glorious
He literally cried into his tacos and screamed fuck bitches. Don't know if it was the best, or the worst hook up, ever.
I am sitting in my lingerie, eating frozen cookie dough out of a bowl, and watching family. My hump day is going great
You're at a grade school volley ball game with a yeti of tequila. You've passed extra
Look don't ask questions just know that one thing led to another and I have a shot glass stuck in my ass. I need your help!!!
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