Turns out I'm like the Wayne Gretzky of hiding cum. Who knew?
we need to get ahold of those "sexting" teens on tyra. HAWT!
wasnt one 13?
I wish they had a home preganacy test, but for STDs
i sneezed during and he said it felt like i gave birth to his dick...then asked me to do it again.
Just went through ex bf's and hook up buddys and liked pictures of them on facebook. A friendly reminder that I will be back in for the holidays
he got a charlie horse midthrust which triggered my orgasm we're still sorting this out.
I managed to fit my wallet, my keys, my phone, Tammy's necklace, and $38.50 all in my bra. and $1.50 is in quarters. go me.
Things I woke up with this morning: half a mcmuffin, orange hair, one shoe and a friendly german man. Tequila was a brilliant idea.
YOU ARE OBSESSED WITH PORCHES. I AM OBSESSED WITH PORCHES. HOW IS THIS REAL.
omg I just had an epiphany about why I grew into such a whore....
HAVE YOU EVER NOTICED WHAT THE SPICE GIRLS USED TO WEAR?!? those were my idols, I never stood a chance
dude, we need a reunion soon, my vagina needs a deep massage. The kitty is ready to play
Quick question: is it impolite to pause sex to put on my knee brace?
Let's just say it was like a porno version of Aladdin....
They already have a joint checking account. She's got his balls in her purse! What's next, a shared Facebook account?
He kept spinning my wedding ring like thanks buddy I remember
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