is it bad that i shorted Freddie Mac immediatly after I heard about the CFO?
I an trashes at a wedding. Hotbcousins here I come. Agh.
Sundresses, hats, and big glasses. That is the greatest trick the devil ever taught women.
Well, ive pounded a baby into a stripper and a girl who was on jerry springer, a 16 year old is logically next.
all ten of us were sitting in his room with the lights off and staring at his colorful moving screensaver for two hours. That high.
I don't care what he thinks. My vagina has an open door policy.
Just found weed in an empty handle. Who knew Capitan Morgan was also a gardener?
Kellie accidentally ran into the car with two teenagers making out. made a big thud. there was a loud scream and she was gone...haven't seen her since
I lost my bra at his grandma's house so there's that.
I just googled "creative ways to tell someone you'll give them a blow job". I'm losing my touch.
Tempted to tell the Titos promoters at this bar that they are doing the lords work.
THAT HOSPITAL MADE ME REALIZE THAT I'M BISEXUAL
I was randomly pulled aside to have my bag checked. It had 50 condoms in it.
At the light, his mom pulled up next to us while I was giving him road head. He forgot to tell me she was meeting us at the movie. So long story short, I convinced her I drove myself, pick me up in 20.
Anne is dead. totally passed out and was flat out in the street
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