He was eating me out on the dryer...and his mom walked in with her laundry basket...
He wasn't the only one with a full load.
STOP SENDING ME DANCING JESUS FORWARDS.
his cum shot went directly into his bellybutton. felt like i was playin ski ball
whenever I think of his sister, I just picture a chick with a huge beard
Dude i think i got lasagna in my eye
Wydf in so deruk i just dowwned a packet if salt waitibg for food at del taco
May or may not have been going down the road shooting fireworks.
It was awful. He had a wife
And now you've had a year of virgin penance. Absolve yourself.
You're talking about alcohol when the smell of hand sanitizer is too much for me right now
I'm slowly starting to accept that you have to be a sociopath to be attracted to me
Its like people have to train for months before they try and drink with us and survive...
I've realized that drinking at your apartment alone on a Tuesday probably isn't a good thing.
Last night I realized I made a dick appt 2 MONTHS IN ADVANCE!!!!....... WHO THE HELL DOES THAT!?!? LMAO!
i feel like i got punched in the face....
you did....
I just landed at Logan and some guy threw up in the baggage carousel. Boston never really changes
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