Is it a bad that I spent my 5 year anniversary with my husband texting my ex boyfriend?
no you're not listening to me HE WANTED TO BRAID MY HAIR
I guess I tried to show you how big my closet was and we ended up eating pickles in my bathroom
ever have one of those nights where you feel like you should leave the house with your insurance card? that is tonight, my friend.
He puked in the funnel and continued to chug it. Who is this dude?
We were talking about threesomes when she went to say who she would have as her third. She did not get to finish her sentence because her bf already said my name.My sheer presence destroys relationships.
i sent you a picture of beads you send me a picture of boobs how hard is this to understand
You sent me snap chats of you guys having sex. Like plural. It was like flip book porn, I'm traumatized.
I have got to stop letting people hang ornaments from my nipple ring.
Tis the season.
Was asked out on a date tonight on Linked In. That creepy genius at apple that touched my butt one time in the back stairwell. I thinks it's fair to say I've hit rock bottom.
It was a blind-side dick pic.
I just watched videos of people getting puppies and crying, I cried too. Definitely still drunk
He finally left. I didn't introduce him to the roommate. The sex is bad. I don't want him to feel welcome
I'm naked on my couch and just ate a chip that was in my belly button.. my 20s have been weird.
He kept trying to make out with me but I was just trying to show him Shrek memes
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