the next pure michigan commercial i see, i am going to pee in a fucking lake
its like national bring your ginger to the pool day or something
My fuck buddy took time out of his date with his girlfriend to text me happy Valentines Day.
when it says do not use on the face or genital areas, it MEANS do not use on the face or genital areas.
she was trying to use her iTranslate app while we were having sex.
took off my bra and popcorn fell out of it. im gonna puke at this wedding...
I feel like I shouldn't have to explain to you why giving your cat weed was a bad idea.
I'm glad that even though we are states apart our whorish hearts beat as one
Tequila Tuesdays need to not carry on throughout the week. Having a sad Saturday
day drinking caused me to be in bed at a decent time. can't complain.
Can you have a quarter life crisis another time? I'm trying to masterbate.
Meeting him up for him to pay half of the Plan B was awkward but worth it cause I'm broke as fuck
Well, I sent nudes with an Elmo t shirt on the floor... so there's that.
You said the best orgasm you ever had, you gave to yourself. your boyfriend looked really disappointed. so did half the room.
Let the healthy eats/juice cleanse begin. Today is day 1
Have you cleansed yourself of the boy yet?
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