Needless to say Beer Gardens severly frowns upon playing flip cups with real glasses.
I am full of burrito and curiosity
Iranian Rapper, camaroonian basketball player, mexican i forget and indian doctor....this one looks the best on paper.
what is it with giant penises always finding me
You started a dance party so that you could steal their vodka and shouted "sailors out!"
Irrelevant. Does he have queso? That's the real question.
Since you're going to wake up and see one bajillion missed calls from me, I just want you to know that's a perfectly reasonable number. Now come downystairs.
Is this the point in which we come to terms with our lesbianism or is that after you send me more ass pics...
I'm going through what feels like a break up with beer. I'm emotionally distraught from it's lack of presence.
They say find what you're good at... Evidently that's showing up late for everything, drinking, and eating cheese for me.
It's hard picking what to wear when you know the plan is sex. Like can't I just wear my robe let's just simplify this.
I think this Canadian beach volleyball player might be my soulmate. We could check each other's shoulders for melanoma.
But like it was sooo bad! At one point he tried to flip me over and he fell off the bed
He tried to brush a hair off my cheek, but turns out it was just a freakishly long chin hair. So no, we didn't bang.
Long story short I shit on a sidewalk while walking with multiple people. Then sprinted around the streets of Tallahassee in only gym shorts as I tore my toga off and wore it as a cape.
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