I saw his package. It spoke to me.
At best buy, little boy just crawled into my stall while i was taking a shit
The lack of respect you have for your penis baffles me. I'd rather rub my ball sack on public toilet seats than stick my dick in some of those girls.
A simple 'no' would have sufficed
Between cock and motorcycle I'm glad I don't have to sit at work tomorrow
That's why she's the girl with her life together and you're the girl with the penis drawn on your car.
Man, i was looking at the pictures i took last night in one i was on the Kentucky line fist pumping with a hobo..wth happened?
I dont even remember coming home... All my stuff is strewn randomly around my apartment... And I woke up at 5 sitting propped up in my bed with just my arm in a shirt
Im wearing all my glow sticks to bed so i know where my arms are at all times.
If I don't at least start a parade that spirals into drunken riots then I'm calling it a fail of a birthday
Oh and no more ball pics to my family. Got in a little trouble over that. They have no sense of humor.
At my place... I'm gonna be honest though stonewall Jackson is not going to be able to rally the troops. Too many shots of tequila
Hey, it's all about finding the bright side. And boobs are definitely a bright side.
Had weird bad dreams about you last night. Please tell me you didn't google my real surname and that you don't go to a needle exchange.
I fucked R2D2 last night. I consider Star Wars day a success.
I'd have to have a ring. Like I don't want to be called "the ex girlfriend that shit on me"
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