he called me a worthless slut and then went 2 the bathroom 2 pee on the floor before leavin. but he was really hot and he left his jacket, should i call him?
Don't know whats worst me sharding on her a bit or her believing me when i told her she did it...
he called AT&T to make sure that he had insurance before he threw his cell phone into the fountain.
90% sure you snuck in there somewhere, all I really remember is big boobs in my face so I'm assuming it was you.
Hungover and I may throw up in my therapist's office. Maybe he is right about my drinking
that's the best thing i've ever said to a penis
Carson when you get home I want you to go downstairs and go into each bedroom and pick up the underwear and either throw it out or give it back to the people who own them. Look all over the room. Thank, Love Mom
3-9 out of 10... Depends on the situation. Taco Bell is more of an idea than a restaurant.
How stoned are you?
I just put vodka in my apple sauce. Spice up your fucking life.
You'll pass into the great gay beyond
Where it rains cosmopolitans and scantily clad gogo dancers of all genders direct traffic
Was I drunk or did Alex not show up with 100 rainbow Jell-O shots?
Just once I'd like to go out and not have to tell you to put your pants back on.
I'm kind of upset that he wanted to have sex instead of watch Harry Potter. I mean it's Harry fucking potter.
If you're with any of them tell them i apologize for (insert whatever i did here)
Let go out that Thursday night!
Yess sounds good, I have to go turn myself in the next day because what happened last Friday.
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