you only had a canadian ten, but you said it was all good cuz you would just by molson.
I got a hennah tattoo of my room number on my arm...I love spring break in Mexico!
It's true- you can buy beer at McDonald's in France. I'm not coming back to the States.
You say "I'm in class" like it matters... I'm getting a little tired of having to smoke by myself at 4:20 because you're in class.
for future reference: anal bleach BEFORE boozing
so jimmy johns showed up at our party last night. our house is sponsored now. living the dream.
Europeans suck. I just gave him head and somehow i am the one paying for the coffee
my wrists were so small for the handcuffs, i could slip them off and hand the tow truck driver my keys....
I am at the point where deciding not to drink alone is worth a rocky music montage in and of itself.
And then I asked the bartender for my third shot and he told me he had to cut me off at two because this was in fact a family fun center
She called him at 5 AM so that he'd be ready for her birthday breakfast and drinks at 6. This is why people don't need to wait until their 21st to have their first drink.
I hooked up with a guy dressed as Wesley from the Princess Bride. I kept telling him what I wanted him to do and all he would say was "as you wish"
I'm not sure whom I'm texting but I put you in my phone as last nights fuck budy, and I'm just curious if I left my clutch with you?
Okay well we need to be adults. We're gonna end up with diabetes or some shit.
So being hungover in an office full of people with hangovers for 9 hours is quite possibly what hell will be like.
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