I think she must be bulimic. I mean, every time I see her I know i want to throw up.
i feel like words won't express my appreciation properly so at some point i'm just going to bring you pizza then go down on you for an hour. fair?
she has her graduation year in her skype name, it's like a constant reminder that she's jail bait.
This is davidson friend mat i an drunk. Thank you for having a physical relationship. With David. I bet he gas a penis the size of an elephant tusk. You are a lucky lady.
RE-DICK-YOU-LUSSSSS
That's me emphasizing the ridiculous
Found your counterpart from cali. Walked into the bar we were in with milk and a donut, ordered a beer and said anything his group wanted was on his tab....dangerous
Just copped mushrooms from a dude in a business suit. U comin or what?
FUCK and YOU. times 10. To infinity and beyond. You bastard. Worst. Cockblock. Ever. I'm going to nail your sister.
You kept ripping all your clothes off and saying, "Let me be free!"
Ugh. He got her for secret santa. Idk what to get. Idk what she's into.
... other people's boyfriends.
I've pulled 4 ticks off of me. This is the last time I suck dick in the wild.
I'm wearing a fleece onesie eating pop tarts on the train to work. Killing it.
Your vagina is awesome, like it needs to teach a class for other vaginas
cinco de mayo stole my toenail
cinco de mayo stole my virginity.
I literally ended up in this basement and was tangoing w my friend and then I peed in a supply closet and had to be put to bed
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