she was hot for a redneck and i dont look at teeth
no morals, dignity, or self respect ... just an empty condom wrapper and a facebook request
The chick I went home with last night had a happy trail
She is a fish and this place is a barrel. I can play this game.
At what number of girls whose last names are stored in your phone book as drinking establishments does it become excessive?
hungover + watching bobsledding = i just puked
In my junk email folder, there are literally 67 messages from Alcoholics Anonymous. What..the fuck.
all i could think was her face looked like a farm accident
i chased bacardi with meat sauce last night
Wierdest expirience of my life this girl literally just knocked on my door at 140am to blow me in the shower. Idk what im doing but im doing it right
This is love.
Which part? The alcoholic cupcakes or the lesbian st paddys day party?
Try to make ecstasy cheese. Capitalize on the molly and greek yogurt trends. MARKETING
If I was home I'd be ouija boarding the fuck out of the house, haven't been this high since that day
Holy shit, I just successfully took and sent a boob pic AT MY DESK I have conquered an entire new level of skill.
She just sent me a message. It's a poem, about eternal love, that she wrote, about us. Just because I took her home two nights - doesn't mean it's eternal love.
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