Oh and I watched laurens last episode on the hills. its been an emotional day
Promise me that if I become one of those sad people that facebook pesters you to 'reconnect with' you'll tell me so I can delete mine and save myself the humiliation?
I mean, he was my book buddy in 1st grade. The kid taught me how to read, the least I could do was give him head.
hey boys, thanks for all the pictures of your dick you took with my camera last night...they were really nice to stumble upon while reliving my night in the breakroom today at work
they arrested me when i was peaking, i'm pretty sure they were specifically looking for me but i was too busy rolling around, loving the grass to notice the police car..
I rode a bull tonight, There is absolutely no reason my dick is not in some chicks mouth
They have a booking log online so i can just check that instead of call
Technology: making bailing your sister out easier since 2008
SOS. HE HAS PASSED OUT AND IS LYING ON TOP OF ME. HE IS STILL INSIDE. HELP
dude my grandma just called my dealer. How does this shit happen to me
If you're still up for that roadtrip, I managed to end up in Louisiana and could use a ride home.
you're no funn. i shall go consult my friend vodka on this matter.
I'm literally in the bathroom for two minutes and I walk out to a random dude with his face in your tits
Update: tequila girl had her hand down groomsmen pants
if being 21 means slamming 99 cent margaritas at 3:00 in the afternoon on a Tuesday then call me Peter Pan IM NEVER GROWING UP
Shelly has the weirdest luck. Dude offered her a job riding a bucking bronco and it was not porn or stripping but an actual g-d cow.
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