A big part of growing up is learning how to tastefully stare at women
I just remembered we were doing butt clenching exercising with bar straws last night
just saw a girl with a lower back tattoo of the boondock saints prayer.. i will marry her
Countdown til Saturday. I'd assume we're somewhere around 10,000 bottles of beer on the wall.
beer for lunch on the first day back to school.... too soon?
Wine smoothie.... Not as good as I thought it would be
That little tingle vodka gives me in my esphagus is what lets me know I'm still alive.
Currently getting "blaow" buzzed into my pubes. How's your thursday?
she's unstoppable after she starts doing shots and yelling NANNER
Sometimes you get drunk and fall out of a car. I never said it was glamorous.
I just found out the guy that lied and blew me off got arrested, his mugshot is online. Life is good.
I was woke up by the fucking Star Spangled Banner this morning. I sat up in bed and put my hand over my naked heart. I was so confused
it will be just like last year but no clogged toilets and more costumes.
I love that you put so much thought and effort into your nudes
I don't send half assed nudes. Go big or go home.
Listen, you can either give me drugs or an orgasm. You decide.
Randomize
