Hey, kurt drew a penis on you and wrote my innotals. I had nothing to do a/ that.
Apparently every Tri-Delt knows what I did and I am blacklisted from ever dating anyone in that house.
Well ya you lied, told her you cared, took her virginity and then broke up with her at Christies Toy Box.
I honestly thought the dildo was a nice parting gift.
We were busted for public indecency in the back of my car in the parking lot. This time we were just reading my Cosmo magazine.
I just saw the preacher from the church I grew up in while I was buying condoms at the drugstore... he remembered me.
We hung out in the bathroom the whole time and talked about sex and watched some girl pee. If you don't believe I was there, check the bathtub for bread crust.
do you think I can still get an erection if I donate blood today? this is important.
Definately laid on the floor of the shower this morning drinking the water as it fell on me.
Yeah, clearly. And then we can float around my room on Christmas themed inner tubes. And drink, I guess.
I BIT YOU IN THE DINING ROOM. I bit you and you crunched
THERE ARE SO MANY ALCOHOLS IN MY BLOOD RIGHT NOW
BING! You are now free to move about my panties. He just left for work.
I puked and rallied in front of a cop...and then waved at him....
You did things that should be illegal to a Twinkie and asked strangers to drive you home.
I woke up naked in her room. More precisely, I woke up naked in her room with her and her sister laughing at my penis. I hate my life.
did i get sucker punched in the face last night or was our make-out session just that intense?
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