I was hooking up with him in my car, he wouldn't stop with my nipples, I had to literally beat him off of me. He kept groaning too while he was doing it. Sick.
Mommy issues
There are only two things that should be in vaginas... penises and vegetables
my ass has officially been on the floor of every fraternity on this campus
and who said we didn't have goals?
The theme is smores and alcohol. Dress appropriately.
They live so far away from me that not fucking them both would have been financially irresponsible
when i got there he was on top of an air mattress in the middle of the pool with a bag of doritos and a 40 telling people he needed his space.
The sun is so bright. Whhyyyyy. EYES ARE DEAD.
please bring me a paper towel asap.
I was drinking wine in bed and spilt some on my chest.. And I cautiously guided it into my belly button but now I dont know what to do.
We need to figure out what we are doing for halloween asap. I'm not going out like a punk ass bitch burger king again this year.
All of her cloths were on our coffee table this morning. The only things she left with last night were her shoes and Scott
he may or may not have motorboated me on the steps of the library of congress
Well I'm going to San Francisco next weekend for pride. I'm sure I'll end up drunk and on a beach at some point.
Bringing my mom Taco Bell and weed. I'm such a good daughter
Whenever someone said no you would yell "Die Motherfucker." Kind of like some twisted drinking game.
SPICY FOODS AND BLOWJOBS DON'T MIX.
YOU SAID YOU'D TRY ANYTHING ONCE YOU LIAR
Randomize
