My dad just told me if I'm going to smoke pot, to make sure I use a clean needle. WTF?
i wonder what barack obama's brickbreaker high score is...
When he left he said something to the effect of "well now that I've been used..." I think he may be on to me.
I dont know how to respond to your rave picture. I mean yeah, he's hot, but it just seems wrong to be like "Please tell me you fucked that guy with the pacifier!"
Im shrooming at the foot of a tree on top of a mountain. Feeling fly as fuckin socrates and bon iver.
ders ninda duuude pooring goden shots ov glory. I see em an i dont but there hear.
are you attempting voice recognition while drunk again?
I'm truly not mad that he's at a strip club, it's that he couldn't look far enough into the future to figure out how to get himself home from one
I could drive to your house and kick you in the nuts right now....and not even stop for a burrito
If the sex wasn't incredible why would I compare it to cheesy tots
I CALLED IT A FRIENDSHIP. NOT A I WANT YOUR MAN PARTS IN MY LADY PARTS-SHIP.
Hey babe! Random question. Do you by chance have the pic of my nipples covered with ninja turtles band aids? Thanks.
as I was leaving in the morning with his clothes on his roommate pops up and goes 'don't you dare steal that shirt, i gave it to him for his birthday'.
Cats are difficult to handle. Also they are impossible to baptize.
I'm hungover and eating lunch at an elementary school. The children are barking. Litrealy barking, like dogs.
Would an open wound count as good sex or bad sex?
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