So I just passed a billboard for "Risque Cafe: Good food and topless women". Fuck. I love SC.
Baton twirling is one of his activities on facebook.
Also he is "an Ohio stae gran champion twirler". You cannot tell me he's straight
I can't believe you made out with me with a french fry in your mouth.
Jake just asked if thanksgiving was an american thing...I left the table
i stuck my finger in my ass and it felt weird. but you know. it should be different when a guy does it right?
at least franzia made me throw up pretty colors.
he literaly had a hockey helmet on and was swan diving off the couch onto the coffee table.
He had to stop fucking her halfway through to do a shit. When he returned she was still waiting for him. The joys of MDMA
I think my new low is running outside in a towel to pet a particularly fluffy looking squirrel and projectile vomiting off the balcony.
I don't care how sexy you think I look in my scrubs. Wanting a blow job is not a medical emergency.
Do you participate in Sunday morning booty calls?
Dammit! I didn't see this message, of course I do.
He really only has clothes, like 4 boogie boards, and a bong here.
Also my face is like def lowkey made of silly putty
She passed out in my baby sister's room so we put her in one of my grandma's diapers, put a pacifier in her mouth, put her in my sister's crib and took pictures.
you woke up this morning in a laundry basket, only wearing rainboots.
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