Please explain to me what this has to do with my fantasy to fuck larry king?
It was annoying to wait 4 hour for him to be inside for 5 seconds.
i just ran into our bio chem professor at the bar. apparently, he doesn't follow the "no slapping your students' asses" rule.
My google history shows every combination of "red lobster cheesy biscuits" possible.
i just added your friend Valery on the FB just to comment on your tits.... thought id give you a heads up
You had a towel around you and you called it your shot bib.
Let's turn this shoulder dislocation into a positive. Come to the hospital, bring some beers, let's party.
He needs to respect me before he can fuck me with cat ears on.
I didn't ask for a picture of your soft dick.
You need a twittervention. You're better than this.
Maybe I can find a straight girl rehab camp, like the opposite of those degaying camps, where they teach me how to love the ladies instead
Omg. I would pay ALL OF THE MONEY for that camp.
He keeps bees of course he's weird
He called me at 4 a.m. and wanted me to drive him to McDonald's then drop him off at home. It wasn't even a booty call, it was a fucking chauffeur call.
Stupid adulating
Yeah it sucks, but at least I can buy wine so it all comes out in the wash
I'll be naked. By 11. Then arrested. Drunk tank adventures
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