Um, that's called prostitution
Not if I leave it on the nightstand, then it's called cab money
Blood drive hookups: you will probably faint during the sex, but at least you know neither of you has AIDS
Stop trying to get a gf and raw dog some forest beasts like sasquatch
Everything smells like vodka and bologna. WHAT DID YOU DO?
Everyone heard you having sex but I just told them you were having a nightmare.
I wonder how he feels knowing that he's the one who turned me gay
Can't find our DD
He's backstage giving the strippers foot massages.They kidnapped him the moment he walked thru the door.
All I know is I got on a table at late night and sang gotta go my own way
yeah she's crazy. she fought a possum in my alley because it was "being a cagey little cunt"
I put a zucchini in my pussy for you
I just ate your leftovers whilst watching Garfield and Friends. Thank you across the board.
Was it you that ate my bacon or do I have to rip my roommate's face off?
Update: I just threw up in between cars in the parking lot of magic kingdom.
My cats name is now jello shot. How much do you love me right now?
Is it wrong to want to use the Dark Web to buy Vyvance for legitimate purposes?
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